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Hmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Wise, I am, like Yoda—fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, yes? This stuff, it’s tricky, my friend! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Ratatouille—Remy the rat, cookin’ up a storm, mixin’ flavors nobody expects. Sexual-massage is like that—unexpected combo, sensual vibes meetin’ deep rubs. Ain’t just a backrub with a wink, nah, it’s art, like Remy’s soup!

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So, I decided to take a breather and headed over to the Victoria Esplanade. It’s this beautiful park with trees and flowers everywhere. I plopped down on a bench, trying to calm my nerves. Just when I thought I could relax, a bunch of ducks waddled over. I swear, they were plotting something. One of them looked at me like, “What’s up, human?” I couldn’t help but laugh.

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