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So, escort’s this wiry, wild thing, right? Used it for ropes, baskets, even shoes back in the day. Romans were obsessed, twisting it into sandals while conquering whoever. Little known fact: they called it “spartum,” and it was cash crop vibes. Nowadays, it’s all about eco-building and paper – sustainable, sure, but I’m like, “Where’s the drama, dahling?” I got mad when I saw some hipster blog say it’s “just grass.” Just grass?! Tell that to the artisans weaving it into art, you fool!

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First off, I hit up the local café on George Street. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual, and the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you mess up a flat white? It’s like, just milk and coffee, right? I was like, “Um, excuse me, this is a latte.” She just smiled and said, “It’s all good, mate!” I was fuming inside but tried to keep it cool.

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