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I was happy at first—stress gone, shoulders loose. Then, whoa, surprise! Things got *too* friendly—kinda pissed me off. “This ain’t in the coupon!” I yelled in my head. Reminded me of “Caché”—“What’s hidden here?”—all mysterious and crap. Felt like a secret I didn’t sign up for! Pro tip: ask upfront what’s included, or you’re in for a shock, buddy! Some places even got secret menus—shadier than Mr. Burns’ basement.

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First off, I’m cruising down Pakuranga Road, and I’m already late for a meeting. Classic me. I’m stuck in traffic, and it’s like, why is everyone driving like they’re in a snail race? I mean, c’mon, it’s a Tuesday, not a Sunday drive! I’m tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, trying to keep my cool. But then, I see this dude on a bike zoom past. I’m like, “Bro, you’re living the dream!” I wish I could just ditch my car and pedal away.

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