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Here’s a laugh—some bloke tried claimin’ “emotional distress” from a bad rubdown. Said it ruined his mojo! I’m like, “Mate, ya can’t insure yer shagability!” Sarcasm on max, yeah? Still, sexual-massage ain’t all giggles—lawsuits pop up, freaky accidents, oil spills (not like Plainview’s, ha!). Surprised me how messy it gets—figuratively, literally, baby!

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After that, I hit up the local park on Pakuranga Heights Road. It’s packed with families, dogs, and kids running around. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. I see this little girl feeding ducks. She’s giggling, and I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then, outta nowhere, a duck decides to chase her. I’m dying laughing! The parents are freaking out, and I’m just there, cracking up.

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