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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Erotic-massage? Pfft, just fancy rubbin’ with extra steps. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Oldboy—y’know, that twisted flick where Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” Well, ain’t nobody laughin’ when yer gettin’ kneaded like dough by some oiled-up stranger. I tried it once, okay? Once! This chick’s hands were all over me, slippin’ and slidin’ like she’s tryin’ to polish a damn table. Made me madder than a badger in a trap—felt like I was betrayin’ my own skin.

To Tauranga’s best-kept secret…

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After lunch, I decide to stroll along the waterfront. The breeze is nice, and I’m feeling good. I see some kids playing footy on the grass, and I’m like, “Man, I miss those days.” I used to be a beast at footy! But then, I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m laughing at myself, but also kinda embarrassed.

Open day to try rowing