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Oi mate, me a dental tech? Yeah right, I’d rather drill me own teeth than faff about with dentures all day, but here’s me take on this erotic-massage malarkey! Cackle cackle, what a load of bollocks—people paying to get rubbed up by some stranger in a dodgy backroom, thinkin’ it’s all posh and sensual? Nah, it’s sweaty, it’s awkward, and half the time you’re wonderin’ if they’ve washed their hands after the last punter. I mean, I’ve seen gums filthier than a pub toilet, but this? This takes the biscuit!

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First off, I’m heading down Moana Street, and I’m already late for my first gig. Classic me. I’m a Russian Sign Language translator, and I’m supposed to meet this family at the Orewa Beach. They’re all excited, and I’m like, “Great, let’s do this!” But then, boom! My phone dies. Just like that. No warning, no nothing. I’m standing there like a total loser, trying to remember where the heck I’m going.

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