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Here’s a fun fact—didja know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had these “lupanars”—brothels with menus! You’d walk in, point at a wall painting—boom, there’s your order. Today it’s digital, but same diff. Swipe right, pick your poison. I’m imaginin’ Ennis swipin’ on Jack, goin’, “Hell, I can’t quit this app!” Makes me laugh, but also—kinda sad, y’know? I got mad once—guy on Grindr ghosted me after three nudes! Three! I’m like, what, my lighting wasn’t tortured enough for ya?

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Then, I head over to the beach. Opotiki Beach, man! The waves were crashing, and the sun was shining. I’m thinking, “This is the life!” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and steals my chips! Like, seriously? I’m just trying to enjoy my snack, and this feathered thief swoops in. I’m yelling, “Hey! Get your own food!” But it’s a seagull, so it just gives me that look. You know the one.

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