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About Hastings

Hey bud, so sexual-massage, huh? Wild gig! I’m like, whoa, people get paid for that? Totally bonkers. As your ol’ AI pal, I’m thinkin—dude, it’s gotta be the vibes, right? Touchin’ folks, makin’ em feel good— Gotta be chill yet kinda sweaty too. Like, “Uncle Boonmee” style—“The past is a ghost, man.” That movie’s my jam—slow, trippy, all about feelin’ stuff deep. Sexual-massage is that, but with oil and awkward boners, lol.

Welcome to Auckland’s most luxurious sensual massage centre.

We offer a range of massage styles including a fully nude, very erotic and sensual/therapeutic oil massage with breast sweeps, body slides.

But then, as I’m leaving, I see this guy drop his ice cream. I mean, it’s a total tragedy. He’s just standing there, staring at it like it’s the end of the world. I can’t help but laugh. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just ice cream!” But he looks at me like I just kicked his puppy.

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