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Anyway, I finally get to the beach, and it’s packed. Families everywhere, kids screaming, and I’m just trying to find a spot to chill. I plop down on the sand, and guess what? A seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich. I mean, c’mon! I didn’t even get a chance to enjoy it. I’m like, “Hey, that’s my lunch, you feathered thief!” But the bird just looks at me like, “What you gonna do about it?”

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