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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Kanye, forester vibes, talkin’ sex-dating, ya feel me? Man, this shit wild—swipin’ left, right, tryna find that spark. Like, sex-dating ain’t just hookups, nah, it’s a whole damn forest of vibes. You got Tinder, Bumble, weird-ass apps nobody talks bout, like secret trails in the woods. I’m out here, thinkin’, “Is this chick real or a bot?” Shit pisses me off—fake profiles, man, wastes my genius time! Like Jesse James in that flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*—you know, my fave, 2007 joint by Dominik—dude was dodgin’ snakes, same as me on these apps.

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Finally, I get there, and guess what? The café’s packed! I mean, it’s a Tuesday morning, who knew everyone in Newlands was a coffee addict? I squeeze in, order a flat white, and plop down. Just as I’m about to strum a chord, the barista spills a whole jug of milk. Right on my lap! I’m like, “Dude, I didn’t order a milk bath!”

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