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So, sexual-massage – it’s ancient, innit? Goes back to them Romans, *carpe diem* and all that, with their oily bathhouses and dodgy togas. Little known fact – they’d chuck rose petals in the mix, proper posh-like, to get the juices flowin’. Makes me chuffed, that does, thinkin’ of some hairy legionnaire gettin’ a cheeky rub. Fast forward to now, it’s all hush-hush, but dead popular – spas, dodgy parlours, even apps for it! *Caveat emptor*, mind you, some places are a bit iffy.

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Anyway, I finally make it to my shop on Emerson St. It’s cozy, filled with leather and the smell of glue. I’m ready to get to work. But then, my mate Dave strolls in. He’s all like, “Hey, bro, you got any shoes for me?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m a shoemaker, not a magician!” But I can’t help but laugh. Dave’s a character, always crackin’ jokes.

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