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Great Scott! Sexual-massage, huh? Wild stuff, man! Picture this – you’re layin’ there, all chill, and bam, hands everywhere, kneadin’ ya like dough. Reminds me of *Uncle Boonmee* – y’know, “I can’t tell if it’s day or night” vibes, total sensory overload! I’m talkin’ slippery oils, dim lights, kinda freaky, kinda dope. Once read this nutty fact – ancient Egypt, pharaohs got these rubdowns, priests mixin’ it with prayers, like, “Yo, gods, bless this horny soul!” Wild, right?

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this old dude trying to cross the road at the intersection of Merton Road. He’s moving slower than a snail on a Sunday stroll. I’m thinking, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But then, outta nowhere, this car zooms past. I swear, it was like a scene from a movie. I’m yelling, “Watch out!” but he just gives me this look like, “Chill, bro.” I’m like, “Chill? You could’ve been a pancake!”

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