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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like tryna find gold in a shitpile! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia”—that slow-burn masterpiece—and it hits me: sex-dating’s just as fuckin’ bleak sometimes! You got these idiots swipin’ right, left, up yer arse, chasin’ a quick shag like it’s the holy grail. “The wind’s getting stronger,” like Ceylan said—yeah, a storm of horny twats blowin’ through Tinder!

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After that little heart attack, I decide to hit up the park. You know, the one by the Meadowbank Shopping Centre? It’s got those nice trees and a playground. I plop down on a bench, trying to catch my breath. And then, BAM! A kid runs past me, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and it lands right in my lap. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not your goalie!” But the kid just laughs and runs off. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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