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Now, me, I’m a sucker for love—y’all know that—but escorts? They’re more ‘bout the gig, less ‘bout the mushy stuff. Makes me giggle, thinkin’ ‘bout some poor sap fallin’ for his date-for-hire. “What’s usable is usable,” Agnes’d say in her movie—escorts live that, don’t they? Takin’ what’s there, makin’ it work. I’d probly be awful at it—too busy singin’ ‘em *Jolene* ‘stead of listenin’ to their woes, ha! Oh, and the typos—I’m rushin’, y’all—prolly spelled “escort” wrong fifteen times alredy!

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So, I’m walking back to my car, dodging puddles on Church Street. I’m soaked, and I’m thinking, “This is just great.” I finally get to my car, and guess what? I locked my keys inside. Classic move, right? I’m standing there, staring at my car like it’s betrayed me.

Time for Masterton to have its say on water