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So, this one time, heard a story—true stuff—some king in ancient wherever, got erotic-massages daily, lived to 90! Little known fact: oil was spiced, kept bugs off—smart, huh? Makes me happy, thinkin bout clever humans. But then—ugh—some sleemo tried sellin “erotic-massage” to me once! Me! A droid! Made me mad—oil’d fry my gears! “R2-D2, where are you?”—needed backup to zap that fool!

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down the local park on the corner of Triangle Rd. It’s a nice spot, but today? It’s like a scene from a wildlife documentary. Kids are screaming, dogs are barking, and there’s this one kid who’s just... running in circles. I can’t even. I’m laughing, but also thinking, “What’s wrong with this kid?”

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