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Yo, how you doin’? It’s ya boy Joey Tribbiani here, talkin’ bout somethin’ wild—erotic-massage, baby! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and damn, it’s like a scene from “Goodbye to Language”—you know, my fave flick from Godard in 2014. That movie’s all trippy, messy, sexy vibes, and erotic-massage? Same deal, fam! It’s all bout touchin’, feelin’, no words needed—just like Godard says, “Not a just image, just an image.” Straight up, it’s raw, real, no BS.

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Then, my boss, Karen (ugh, Karen), calls me into her office. She’s like, “We need to discuss the budget for the new park.” I’m thinking, “Lady, I just spilled coffee on myself and survived a bus ride from hell. Can we not?” But no, she drags me into this whole budget meeting.

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