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So, escort ain’t just sex—nah, that’s the lazy take. It’s time, attention, a rented smile. Fact is, back in the 1800s, “escort” meant armed guards for fancy carriages—ironic, huh? Now it’s arm candy for lonely suckers. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ bout some rich idiot payin’ thousands for a convo they coulda had with their dog. Gets me pissed too—people so desperate they’re droppin’ cash to feel human. What a scam! But damn, I get it—world’s cold, and a warm lie beats shiverin’ alone.

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So, I head home, still buzzing from the day. I’m thinking about all the craziness. Kumeu, you’re a trip! From sheep on the road to cat DJing, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Just another day in this wild little town. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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