Camila Kelburn Sexual Massage ❤️

About Hamilton

Me? I’d be all, “Ohhh, massage me, Patrick!”—wait, no, that’s weird, he’d just sleep on me, hahaha! Serious tho, it’s slow, sensual, not rushin’ like Squidward on clarinet. Little strokes, big chills—surprised me how deep it hits! Like, “I’m still here,” from “Amour,” but with warm hands, not sad vibes. Oh, and fun fact—there’s this Thai style, twisty-bendy with oil, sounds like a sea snake dance! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d totally try it, yellin’, “I’m READY!” ‘til Gary meows me quiet.

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We can help with Bladder and Bowel incontinence, Post partum scarring (Episiotomy, Tears), Diastasis Rectus (tummy gap), Pelvic Girdle Pain, Back pain.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I woke up in Kelburn, right? The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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