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So, escort fish, right? Little bastards, also called midshipmen, got this weird glowy thing – biolum-whatsit – under their bellies. Freaky, mate! Saw ‘em lightin’ up the water one night, thought I’d hooked a ghost! Made me jump, swear I near pissed meself laughin’ after. But they’re tough, too – survive outta water longer than yer nan after a bender. Pissed me off, tho, cos they tangle me nets, slimy as Bob Ford sneakin’ up on Jesse.

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I duck into this little pub on Kelburn Parade. It’s cozy, and I order a pint. I’m just sitting there, drying off, when I overhear this guy talking about the best fish and chips in town. I’m intrigued. I ask him where, and he says, “Oh, just down the road at the Kelburn Fish Market.” I’m like, “I’m on it!”

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