Avery Karori Brothel ❤️❤️

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Oh, but the smell—stale fags, cheap perfume—grim as *The Return*’s muddy lake. “What’re we doing here?” I’d mutter, like Ivan in the film, all confused. Exaggerating? Maybe! But brothels can be dodgy—heard of one in Amsterdam, secret room behind a mirror, proper spy-film nonsense! Freaked me out—imagine getting stuck, trousers down, yelling “Help, chaps!”

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First off, I had to head into Karori. Now, Karori’s a cool spot, but it’s a whole different world from my forest. I mean, I love the trees, the wildlife, the peace. But the city? Ugh. So, I hop on the bus at Karori Road, and it’s packed. Like, sardines in a can packed. I’m squished between a dude who smells like he just rolled in a dumpster and a lady with a baby who’s wailing like it’s the end of the world.

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