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Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

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I sign up, and let me tell you, I’ve never seen so many pies in my life. They had apple, cherry, and even a weird kumara pie. I’m thinking, “What even is kumara?” But whatever, I’m here for the experience. The whistle blows, and it’s on! I’m shoving pie in my face like there’s no tomorrow. It’s messy, it’s hilarious, and I’m loving every second. I even get whipped cream in my hair. Classic!

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