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But yo, some shady spots piss me off—motherfuckers out here fakin it, chargin big bucks for a half-assed backrub. Ain’t no soul in it! I’m yellin, “Where’s the fuckin passion?!” like I’m bout to blast a shark. Real erotic-massage tho, it’s art—slow, tease ya nerves, got ya floatin like you’re in that damn reef with Marlin. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, slippery hands hittin spots you didn’t know you had—surprised me first time, I’m like, “What the fuck?!”

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and there’s a bunch of ducks crossing the road! Like, waddling like they own the place. I’m laughing, thinking, “This is the most chaotic thing I’ve seen all day.” But then, a car comes zooming by, and I’m like, “Noooo! Not the ducks!” Thankfully, they made it across. Phew!

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