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Funniest bit? Mate, I knocked over the oil bottle! *mimes slippery chaos* Floor’s a mess, she’s slippin’, I’m slidin’—like a bloody cartoon! “The coward Robert Ford” would’ve run from that mess! *guffaws* Oh, and get this—some say pirates used sexual-massage to relax after plunderin’. True story! *nods wildly* Wish I’d known that watchin’ Johnny Depp, eh? *mumbles pirate noises*

Massage Therapy

First off, I decided to hit up the local café, the one on the corner of Beach Rd. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I’m standing in line, and this dude in front of me orders like a million things. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a coffee shop, not a buffet!” Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s perfect. I take a sip, and boom! Happiness overload.

Second weekend whale stranding in South Island