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Here’s a freaky fact: back in ancient Rome, gladiators like me got sexual-massages before fights – true story! They’d rub ya down with olive oil, workin’ the kinks out, and yeah, sometimes more. Kept us loose, limber, and a lil’ too frisky for the arena. Bet ya didn’t know that, huh? Nowadays, it’s all bougie spas and neon signs whisperin’ “massage plus.” Gets me goin’ – the nerve of some places chargin’ $100 for a tease! Don’t pee on my leg and call it luxury, pal!

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After that, I’m feeling pretty good. I stroll down to the Island Bay shops on The Parade, thinking I’ll grab a bite. I hit up this little fish and chips joint. The smell is heavenly. I order the classic, and while I’m waiting, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I rush over to help her, and she’s super grateful. She starts telling me about her life in Island Bay, how she’s seen it change over the years. It’s kinda heartwarming, ya know?

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