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So, sex-dating—man, it’s nuts. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re everywhere. Folks out there chasin’ tail, lookin’ for a quick bang or somethin’ deeper—who knows? I’m sittin’ here wonderin’, slow-like—why’s it so big now? Back in my day, ya met someone at a bar, spilled a drink, laughed it off. Now? It’s all “DM me, babe” and dick pics—yep, 80% of dudes send ‘em, true stat! Saw that somewhere, made me laugh, then gag. What’s wrong with people?

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But then, as I’m walking down the beach, I see this massive wave coming. I’m talking like, “Dude, that wave is gonna eat me alive!” I try to run, but nope! I slip on some wet sand and faceplant right into the water. I’m soaked, and my coffee? Gone. Just like that. I’m standing there, dripping, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, really? This is how my day starts?

We’re not dying, we’re great!