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So, check this – sex-dating’s got history, yeah? Back in the day, like Victorian times, peeps used “lonely hearts” ads in papers. Proper sneaky, writin’ “man seeks lady” – no pics, just vibes! Now it’s all instant, bam, swipe right, meet up, shag or ghost. I’m like, rah, that’s quick – fish don’t even spawn that fast! Once saw this geezer on X, braggin’ he banged 10 birds in a week off Bumble – mate, calm down, you ain’t a shark!

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But then, as I’m walking down the beach, I see this massive wave coming. I’m talking like, “Dude, that wave is gonna eat me alive!” I try to run, but nope! I slip on some wet sand and faceplant right into the water. I’m soaked, and my coffee? Gone. Just like that. I’m standing there, dripping, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, really? This is how my day starts?

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