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But real talk, y’all—it ain’t all roses. I got mad once, legit pissed, when some shady parlor tried chargin’ me triple for a “happy endin’.” How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Rip-off artists! I was like, “Man, I’m a bailiff, I ain’t no fool!” Stormed outta there faster’n a chicken on a June bug. Still, when it’s done right—lordy, it’s smoother’n a baby’s behind. Surprised me first time, too—didn’t expect them knots in my back to just… poof! Gone! Like Benny in the movie, tryna find peace ‘fore the chaos hits.

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After the meeting, I’m walking down Manchester Street, trying to shake off the awkwardness. I stop at this little café, the one with the best flat whites. I order one, and the barista spills it all over the counter. Classic! I’m like, “Hey, at least it’s not on me!” She laughs, and for a sec, I forget about the council drama.

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