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Favorite story—heard this from a patient, swear it’s true. Guy meets a gal on some sleazy site, they’re chattin’, sextin’, all that jazz. She says, “Come over, I’m wild.” He shows up—turns out she’s a dominatrix, got a dungeon in her garage! Whips, chains, the works! He’s like, “Uh, I just wanted a BJ,” and she’s all, “Bow, peasant!” Ran outta there faster than Usain Bolt. Hilarious, but damn, that’s sex-dating for ya—expectations vs. reality, total trainwreck.

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But then, I see this guy jogging. He’s wearing the most ridiculous outfit. I mean, who runs in neon green shorts? I can’t help but chuckle. I’m like, “Bro, you do you.” But then he trips. Classic. I’m laughing so hard, I almost spill my coffee.

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