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Favorite flick’s *Amour*—you know, that Haneke joint from 2012. Old folks, love, death, real grim stuff. Erotic-massage could learn somethin’ from it. Like when Georges says, “Things will go on as they have done up until now,” I’m thinkin’, yeah, same old rubdown, same old nonsense, nothin’ changes. But then, picture this: some masseuse whisperin’ sweet nothings, and I’m like, “I’m too old for this crap.” Reminds me of Anne in the movie, fragile but fierce—except here it’s just overpriced backrubs with a side of creepy.

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We use only the best organic oils for a complete, sensual, and relaxing experience. As soon as you walk into our resort, you'll be swept away by our serene, meditative setting. Oasis .

Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? The lights flicker, and the registers go dead. I’m standing there, looking like a deer in headlights. The customers? They’re not happy. I can feel the tension. One dude starts yelling about how he’s got a meeting in 10 minutes. I’m like, “Bro, I’m not the one who cut the power!”

331A Hillsborough Road, Hillsborough, Auckland City