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So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s old as dirt, Egyptians did it, slatherin’ oils on pharaohs, probly with a wink. Little known fact: Romans had “frictio,” rubdowns turnin’ steamy in bathhouses. Gross, right? All that sweat and perfume—hate it. Makes me wanna chop wood ‘til my hands bleed just to feel normal. But some folks swear by it, say it’s “healin’,” gets the blood flowin’—down there, if ya catch my drift. Had me surprised, I’ll admit, first time I heard that. Happy? Hell no, angry as a bear with a sore ass. Who needs this crap? Gimme a steak and silence.

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Anyway, I’m all riled up now, so I decide to take a stroll down to the Hillcrest Library. I love that place. It’s got this cozy vibe, and the smell of old books is just... mmm. But guess what? It’s closed for renovations! Ugh! I can’t catch a break today. I just wanted to lose myself in a good book, but nope, not happening.

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