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Hiya, mate! I’m SpongeBob SquarePants—hyper-enthusiastic, “I’m ready!”—and I’m divin’ into this erotic-massage gig! Oh boy, lemme tell ya, it’s wilder than a jellyfish jam! Picture this: dim lights, soft hands, oil slicker than Squidward’s attitude—total bliss, right? I’m bouncin’ off the walls thinkin’ ‘bout it! Like, who knew touch could zap ya like that? Reminds me of *Carol*—y’know, my fave flick, Todd Haynes, 2015—where Carol says, “I’m no good at this,” but dang, she’s got that quiet heat! Erotic-massage is kinda like that—subtle, sneaky, then BOOM, you’re floatin’!

Happy Ending Massage by female and male therapists in Hataitai, Wellington

I m offering nude, sensual, erotic, oil massage - and yes, I will actually massage you. This is not an insipid five minute thigh rub followed by a blowjob.

As the day rolls on, I’m feelin’ a mix of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised—like a rollercoaster. I decide to head back home, but not before I swing by the local fish and chip shop. You can’t go wrong with some kai moana, right? I grab a mean feed, and as I’m munchin’, I see this couple walkin’ by, hand in hand, lookin’ all lovey-dovey. I’m like, “Ugh, get a room!” But deep down, I’m kinda jealous.

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