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Lemme tell ya, last time I got one—whew, surprise of my life! This lil’ gal, couldn’t’a been more’n 5 feet, had hands like a linebacker! I’m screamin’, “Girl, you tryna kill me?!” But then she hit that spot—ooh, Lawd—and I melted like butter on a biscuit. “Everything is temporary,” like the movie say, but that bliss? Felt eternal, honey! I’m sass-talkin’ her the whole time, “Don’t you skimp on that oil, now!” She laughin’, I’m laughin’, it’s a hoot!

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At Southwest Muscular Therapy, it's all about your needs & health. You will find a selection of Treatment/ Clinical & Sports massages, as well as some Pure Luxury options to indulge in. .

First off, I’m cruising down Halswell Junction Rd, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that cute little café, The Coffee House. You know, the one with the funky art on the walls? But nah, I hit a red light. Like, come on! I’m already late for work. So, I’m sitting there, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, and I see this dude on a bike. He’s got no helmet, just zooming past like he’s in the Tour de France or something. I’m like, “Bro, you do you, but I’m not ready for a bike vs. car showdown today!”

Special tourist report on our inaugural event