Hazel Halswell Sexual Massage ❤️

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Now, don’t get it twisted—ain’t all glitter. Some clients are creeps, pushin’ boundaries, actin’ entitled. Coco’d tell me stories, rollin’ her eyes, “This dude thought he owned me—boy, bye!” She’d shut it down quick, tho—boundaries tighter than Remy’s kitchen prep. Respect or get wrecked, periodt. I stan that energy so hard.

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First off, I’m cruising down Halswell Junction Rd, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that cute little café, The Coffee House. You know, the one with the funky art on the walls? But nah, I hit a red light. Like, come on! I’m already late for work. So, I’m sitting there, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, and I see this dude on a bike. He’s got no helmet, just zooming past like he’s in the Tour de France or something. I’m like, “Bro, you do you, but I’m not ready for a bike vs. car showdown today!”

What happened to the deer on the loose?