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Me? I’d be pissed if they skip the good bits. Like, don’t tease me with candles and then—bam—lights out, no climax. Rude! Once, this chick masseuse, right? She’s kneading my thighs, I’m vibin’, then she whispers, “Relax, darling.” I’m like, “Honey, I’m too relaxed, take it up a notch!” Surprised me how bold she got after—slippery hands everywhere, I was shooketh. Best $80 ever, no capes!

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Reconnect, relax, and rejuvenate together. Choose from: Traditional Thai Massage; Thai Oil Massage; Deep Tissue Massage; Swedish Massage; Thai Foot Reflexology.

First off, I’m cruising down Halswell Junction Rd, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that cute little café, The Coffee House. You know, the one with the funky art on the walls? But nah, I hit a red light. Like, come on! I’m already late for work. So, I’m sitting there, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, and I see this dude on a bike. He’s got no helmet, just zooming past like he’s in the Tour de France or something. I’m like, “Bro, you do you, but I’m not ready for a bike vs. car showdown today!”

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