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So, sex escort—big money, right? Cash flows like a damn river. Some chick in Vegas told me she pulled 10k a week—tax-free, obvi. Made me happy, coz who doesn’t love a good hustle? But then, pissed me off too—why ain’t I in on that? Nah, too lazy, plus I’d suck at it. Little known fact: back in the 80s, escorts ran ads in phonebooks—yellow pages, legit! Now it’s all dark web and Insta thirst traps. Progress, huh?

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Then, my boss walks in. He’s all smiles, like he’s just come back from a holiday in Fiji or something. I’m like, “Dude, you have no idea what I’m dealing with.” He starts talking about some new project on Halswell Rd. I’m half-listening, half-wishing I could teleport to the nearest beach.

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