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Sarcasm time—sure, it’s “just a massage,” like I’m “just a president”! Ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but I heard some places got secret menus—like at In-N-Out, but spicier! Little typo moment—tought I’d try it once, chickened out—classic Joe! Anyway, sexual-massage—kinda funny, kinda freaky—leaves ya happy, unless the bill hits. Then you’re screamin’, “This is worse than Auschwitz!”—too far? Sorry, *Son of Saul* brain! Point is—it’s real, it’s raw, and damn, it’s a trip! What’s your take, pal?

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So, I grabbed a quick brekkie—toast, ya know, the usual. But then, I realized I was outta coffee. Like, what even is life without coffee? I dashed down to the local dairy on the corner of Favona and Wiri Station Rd. The guy there, Dave, is a legend. He always hooks me up with the freshest beans. But today? Nah, he was out. I was like, “Dude, how you run a dairy with no coffee?” He just shrugged. I was fuming, but whatever.

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