Violet Epsom Whore ❤️

About Tauranga

So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, wind in my hair—well, my fantastic hairpiece, best in the world—feelin’ like a king on this Hornet. It’s got a 600cc engine, roars like a lion, tough as nails, just like Trump. Little-known fact—back in ‘98, Honda dropped this bad boy, shocked the bikers, blew their minds—nobody saw it comin’, like me winnin’ the presidency, total surprise, haters cryin’. I love that—it’s raw, it’s real, it’s got guts. Makes me happy, so happy, like winnin’ bigly at everything.

Epsom and Ewell Borough Council

Epsom is a residential town of about 31, people in Surrey, 15 miles south west of London, just outside the metropolitan boundary of Greater London. Its racecourse is home to the Epsom .

So, I finish my coffee, head home, and think, “Tomorrow’s another day.” Epsom, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. Even with the potholes and barking dogs, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

1-7/24 Claude Road | Epsom | Auckland City | Houses for Sale