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Big surprise? Some folks marry off Tinder! Met a guy—swiped right, banged, now got kids. Wild! Thought it was all hump-and-dump, but nah—love sneaks in. Quirky thought in my head: “Larry, you old dog, maybe try again?” Nah, I’m good—rather watch Llewyn flop gigs than flop in bed! Sex-dating’s a trip—funny, sad, messy—like waterin’ a plant that might just die. “Fare thee well,” I say to it—good luck, ya crazy kids!

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Back at the site, I’m ready to roll. I’m cutting wood, hammering nails, and feeling pretty good. Then, outta nowhere, the neighbor’s dog bolts through the fence. This little furball is zooming around like it’s on a sugar high. I’m dodging it like I’m in the Olympics. The owner’s yelling, “Baxter, come back!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m just trying to build a deck here!”

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