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Ever tried it in a small town? Fuckin’ hell—everyone’s your cousin’s ex. Hella awkward. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I once swiped right on my old teacher—nearly died laughin’. Happy? When it works, it’s ace—met a bird once, shagged in a car park, no regrets. Pure chaos, pure joy. Bane (fictional) – Growling, “You merely adopted the dark.”—they don’t get it, mate, the thrill’s in the mess. Sex-dating’s a dangerous profession—heartbreak, ghosting, weirdos galore—but I’m hooked, fam. You tried it? Spill!

Escorts in Epsom

First off, I’m cruisin’ down Manukau Rd, and I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of these roads? I swear, it felt like I was in a war zone. My coffee nearly flew outta my hand. I’m cursing under my breath, “Get it together, Epsom!”

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