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I’m chuffed to bits thinkin’ WALL-E’s world—trash everywhere, humans fat and lazy—prossies’d be robots! “Oh, behave!” I’d say, laughin’ my arse off. Imagine a bot-whore, all shiny, goin’, “WALL-E, WALL-E!” while I’m tryin’ to negotiate a shag. Hilarious, baby! But real talk—findin’ a tart’s risky biz. Cops, pimps, STDs—sh*t’s dodgy. Once knew a geezer, swore he bagged a bird for a tenner—turns out she nicked his watch! Fumin’, I was—laughed too, tho.

Epsom 'brothel' investigation: Man acquitted of using High Street premises for sex work

A Russian prostitute has been jailed for the manslaughter of a year-old retired accountant in Surrey.

Sippin’ my coffee, I can’t help but think about the day. Epsom’s got its quirks, for sure. The mix of old houses and new builds is wild. And the people? They’re a trip. You got the retirees on one side, and the young families on the other. It’s like a sitcom waiting to happen.

Derby field to form earlier than ever as Epsom ushers in 72-hour declarations