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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sexual-massage, huh? Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s, y’know, *extra*? As an Art Director—me, Larry David, neurotic genius—I see it like a Coen brothers scene. Dark, weird, sensual vibes—like “A Serious Man”! You got tension, awkwardness, and somethin’ slippery happenin’. Picture this: some schmuck like me walks in, expectin’ relaxation, and bam—“What am I doing here?” I mutter, sweatin’ already.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my mate Sam. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” Apparently, he just got a new job at the Ellerslie Event Centre. I’m stoked for him! But then he tells me it’s for organizing weddings. I’m like, “Bro, you’re gonna be knee-deep in cake and drama!” We both crack up.

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