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Little factoid for ya—didja know sex-dating apps got started way back with “Computer Love” in the ‘60s? Nerds punchin’ cards to get laid—hilarious! Now it’s all phones and “DTF?” messages. Surprised me, man—thought it was newfangled, but nope, old as my grandpappy’s boots! I get happy tho—met this chick once, real sweet, we hit it off like “the sea’s my mirror” from the movie. Kissin’ under stars, felt like a king! Then she ditched me—fool me once, right?

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Now I’m on a mission. I head over to the railway station, which is kinda creepy, not gonna lie. It’s all abandoned and stuff. I’m thinkin’, “If I get bitten, I’m blaming Dave.” But I can’t find the snake. Just my luck, right? I’m about to give up when I hear this rustling. My heart’s racing. I’m like, “This is it!” I turn around, and it’s just a cat. A fat, lazy cat. I’m so relieved, I almost hug it.

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