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Oh, and the malapropisms—sometimes I call it “sensual-massage” or “sexual-message”—dumbass me, right? But it’s a hoot! Imagine me stumblin’ through explainin’ it to Cheney— “Dick, it’s like a rubdown, but sexified!” He’d prolly shoot me in the face again, ha! Anyway, sexual-massage is a trip—ya gotta try it, but don’t get bamboozled by fakes. “The blade cuts clean”—that’s my advice, straight from “The Assassin.” Stay sharp, y’all!

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When I finally get to New Brighton, I’m hit with this salty breeze. The beach is gorgeous! I grab my fish and chips, and I’m sitting on the sand, just soaking it all in. But then, I see this kid building a sandcastle. It’s epic! I’m talking towers, moats, the whole deal. I’m cheering him on, and he’s like, “Thanks, bro!” I’m feeling like a proud uncle or something.

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