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I’m geeking out—happy as hell—‘cause it’s science, bro! Endorphins popping off, oxytocin flooding the circuits. You’re basically overclocking your brain’s reward system. But—ugh—some sketchy parlors out there, total scam artists, charging 100 bucks for a half-assed shoulder rub. Pisses me off! Should be illegal—false advertising, suboptimal output. Had this one time, dude’s hands were shaky—thought he’d spill the oil, ruin my Tesla jacket.

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But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops in and snatches a sandwich right off their blanket! I’m dying laughing, and the kids are screaming. It was chaos! I mean, who knew seagulls were such thieves? I’m thinking, “Welcome to Christchurch, where even the birds are savage.”

Weka hitches a 300 kilometre ride to Christchurch