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Oi mate, lissten up—*beep boop*—Stephen Hawking here, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, yeh? I’m a dental tech by day, fixin’ teeth, makin’ em shine, but lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, right? It’s wild, outta this galaxy! Picture this—hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension meltin’ like a black hole suckin’ stress away. I reckon it’s like *Boyhood*, yeah? “Life don’t give ya bumpers,” but sexual-massage? It’s the bumper, mate! Smooths out the rough bits.

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So, I hit the streets early, like, 7 AM early. I’m strolling down Colombo Street, and it’s already buzzing. Coffee shops everywhere, and I’m like, “Gimme that flat white!” I swear, the barista was a legend. He had this wild hair and a tattoo of a kiwi on his arm. I mean, who does that? But hey, I respect it.

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