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About Napier

Now, I’m proper fuming – these “massage parlors” today? Half of ‘em are shady as fuck! You walk in for a back rub, next thing, it’s all wink-wink, nudge-nudge! Like Tarr’s film – “This town’s gone mental!” – you can’t trust shit! Last week, saw this geezer on X braggin’ ‘bout his “tantric sesh” – mate, you’re just a wanker with cash! Made me laugh, tho – what a prat!

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Our therapists specialize in deep tissue, pregnancy, trigger point therapy, relaxation, hot rocks, TMJ and Lymphatic Drainage.

First off, I hit up the local café on Bryndwr Rd. You know the one, the little joint with the best flat whites? Yeah, that place. I grab my coffee, and boom! I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a total mess, and the barista just laughs. I mean, c’mon, I’m already a walking disaster.

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