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So, check it – I’m scrollin’ Tinder, right? See this chick, smokin’ hot, bio says “lookin’ for fun, no strings.” I’m like, “Yeah, baby, yeah!” We chat, she’s all flirty, I’m feelin’ the vibe. Meet up, and bam – she’s got a voice like a foghorn, laughin’ like a hyena on speed. I’m thinkin’, “What am I doing? Is this my punishment?” Straight outta the movie – “What’s going on?” I ask myself, but no rabbi’s gonna save me here. Still smashed, tho – gotta admit, the sex was groovy, even if I plugged my ears half the time.

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Then, the craziest thing happened. We were just chilling, and suddenly, a bunch of kids ran past us, screaming. Turns out, there was a flash mob happening right outside! Like, what? In Botany Downs? I thought I was dreaming. They were dancing to some pop song, and honestly, it was kinda cool. I even joined in for a sec. I mean, who doesn’t love a good dance-off?

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