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Alright, mate, gather round! Erotic-massage, eh? A bloomin’ art, it is! We shall fight—on the beaches, in the parlors—to knead out every damn knot! Picture this: hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting like butter. Reminds me of *Finding Nemo*—you know, “just keep swimming,” but here it’s “just keep rubbing!” I’m Winston bloody Churchill, and I say it’s a war against stiffness!

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So, I roll into town early, like 7 AM. The sun’s just peeking over the hills. I’m thinkin’, “Sweet, gonna grab a coffee at the local café.” You know, the one on Market Street? Yeah, that place. Best flat whites in town. But nah, it’s packed! Like, what’s up with that? I mean, it’s Blenheim, not Auckland!

Stranger danger alert: Blenheim schoolboy approached by couple in white van with tinted windows