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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

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Finally, I get to the office, and it’s a total mess. Papers everywhere, and my team is looking frazzled. I’m like, “What happened here?” Turns out, they had a mini-crisis while I was out. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why can’t we just have one normal day?”

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