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So, me fave flick, “Moolaadé,” right—Ousmane Sembène, genius, yeah? Them lasses in it, strong as nails, sayin’, “No more cuttin’, you pigs!”—an’ I’m cheerin’, *waves arms, knocks over lamp*—oops, heh, love that! Sexual-massage ain’t like that, tho—more, y’know, *wiggles eyebrows*—ooh-la-la, bit naughty! Makes me happy, see, cos it’s all about feelin’ good, not hurtin’. But, blimey, some punters, they’re all, “Ooh, me back’s knackered,” then—bam!—they’re after more than a rubdown, cheeky sods! Gets me goat, that—*huffs, stomps foot*—keep it classy, yeah?

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So, I settle for a chai latte. Not my jam, but whatever. I’m standing there, waiting, and this dude walks in. He’s got a dog that looks like it just rolled outta a dumpster. I’m talking matted fur, one eye, the whole deal. And he’s like, “This is my best mate, Scruffy.” I’m thinking, “Bro, that dog needs a spa day, not a coffee run.”

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